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09/25/2026: O Makers of Plans
The duergar shrine is dim and smells of cold candle wax and old stone. Youngaxor's handiwork still stands at its center: a dwarven statue with its face crudely recarved into his father's, and at its feet, a prayer for a sign. The Hexmates intend to give him one. They have several ideas about how, and most of them are bad. The worst involves someone dressing up as Oldgaxor and visiting him in person, like Hamlet's father. This is voted down, loudly. "He knew his dad for like
Dee Cardenas
Sep 279 min read


09/18/2026: Statue of Limitations
The lost city of the duergar sits inside an active volcano, a real estate decision that explains most of the neighborhood's problems. The Crown complains loudly about the heat as the party descends. "It is SO HOT! And when was the last time you washed your hair?! It's disgusting!"
Dee Cardenas
Sep 194 min read


09/11/2026: Everyone’s Favorite Crown
The party descends beneath Mt. Strix, chasing another piece in the ritual Alister and Titania need to separate. What they find first in the duergar ruin isn't a monster. It's a coffin.
Twin bridges span lake of lava, depositing the party at the foot of several short, steep flights of stairs that rise into the dark. A balcony juts from above, and atop it is a stone sarcophagus. There, sits a tomb presiding above the grand staircase, elegantly carved and coated in a thick, ash
Dee Cardenas
Sep 126 min read


08/28/2026: Perfectly Safe
The party climbs the forested shoulder of Mt. Strixhaven, the volcano Alistir insists, with mounting and increasingly suspicious enthusiasm, is perfectly safe. No one has yet explained why a perfectly safe volcano requires this many signs reading DANGER, NO ADMITTANCE, RESTRICTED, and KEEP OUT. Alister assures them that these signs are only to keep out those who have no actual business in the caves. “This place,” Alister says confidently, “is perfectly safe.”
Sweating and
Dee Cardenas
Aug 296 min read


08/14/2026: I Must Have Misseen You (PG-13)
Rampart lies on the common-room couch with an ice pack pressed above one tusk, the bruise beneath it already gone deep purple-black. Someone has draped a blanket over him that doesn't quite reach his feet.
Alternate KFC finds him there. "Looks like somebody had an adventure," she says, and her tone tries for light and lands somewhere else entirely.
"I didn't want to bother you, hon," Rampart says. "I tried sparring with Diro instead. It didn't work out." A beat. "It was two
Dee Cardenas
Aug 1418 min read


08/07/2026: The House Always Wins (Except When It Doesn't) PG-13
The party is at the casino, where alternate KFC's and Rampart's wedding has apparently obligated the entire hex to serve as witnesses. Debbie sees the whole thing as a money-making opportunity.
"But the House always wins!" alternate KFC points out.
"Except when it doesn't," counters Debbie, and unspools her idea to the class valedictorian. Alternate KFC nods and settles into the chair beside her, hoping to play enough hands to guarantee a big win.
The card-counting fails s
Dee Cardenas
Aug 76 min read


07/31/2026: Gambling
The Fire Jolt Café fills its last chairs as Debbie takes her final bow. The set has gone well — well enough that Quintelius corners her before she's finished packing up her gear and offers her a touring slot on the spot. A replacement spot until their regular guitar player can sort out his romantic entanglements. It is a convenient offer. This timeline's Debbie already owns the bus.
There is a wedding coming between Rampart and this timeline's KFC. In the stretch of time
Dee Cardenas
Aug 14 min read


07/17/2026: Two of Everything
Dawn breaks over Strixhaven, and KFC is smuggling a twelve-foot shambling mound down five flights of spiral staircase underneath a carpet. This is, she will insist to anyone who asks, a school project. Quintilius asks. He is coming up the stairs after an all-night band practice, guitar case flattened against the wall, and he wants to know why the project smells like something decomposing. KFC explains that it is a project *about* how magical creatures decompose, which is the
Dee Cardenas
Jul 173 min read


06/12/2026: Orestes the Horned Devil
The dungeon beneath Witherbloom Tower smells of damp stone and, now, brimstone. Orestes the horned devil has left his post — the room where he keeps this timeline's Hexmates — and is standing in the corridor. He was drawn there by the sound of Alistir murmuring to a shambling mound. This is his second student interloper of the evening, and somewhere behind a door that is almost certainly not thick enough, two nearly identical sets of Hexmates are listening to him fume.
Dee Cardenas
Jun 127 min read


05/15/2026: The Shambling Mound
In a vault-ceilinged room, the shambling mound shuffles toward the Hexmates beneath Witherbloom Tower, smelling of wet soil and rot. Massive, its vines and branches are held together with some sort of mucus, and they appear just at the edge of decay, suspended by magic rather than nature. Fungi grow in clusters along the upper ridge of what might be called its head and shoulders, some of them faintly luminescent, throwing pale light across the room in uneven patches. Gaping m
Dee Cardenas
May 154 min read


05/01/2026: Secrets Shared
The party finds themselves, displaced and uncomfortable, in this alternate timeline — a version of Strixhaven where things are subtly, somet
Dee Cardenas
May 19 min read


04/24/2026: Nine Pink Wigs and a Shadow in the Smoke
The afternoon settles over Strixhaven with a particular heaviness. The day has already asked too much of everyone. Tomorrow’s assignments lo
Dee Cardenas
Apr 2511 min read


04/10/2026: The Weight of Other Lives
The campus feels borrowed. The architecture is right — the Hex Tower doors swing open for them as they always have — but something in the
Dee Cardenas
Apr 118 min read


03/27/2026: The Fall of Murgaxor
The office is close and warm. The soup on the long table has stopped steaming. Murgaxor sits behind it, watching the Hexmates with flat, unr
Dee Cardenas
Mar 285 min read


03/06/2026: Lunch With the Murgaxors
The cold iron key hangs on the wall like a wound, and Alister stands near it, close enough that the proximity registers as a low, persistent
Dee Cardenas
Mar 75 min read


01/30/2026: The Orb of Unwritten Words
The halls of Strixhaven echo with confusion and chaos as the hexmates find themselves scattered across campus, each dealing with their own b
Dee Cardenas
Jan 317 min read


01/23/2026: Entering Silverquill
Horse-Reyna’s hooves clatter on the marble pathway as she canters into Silverquill Quad. The elegant colonnade rises before her, its pristin
Dee Cardenas
Jan 237 min read


01/16/2026: The Battle is Over (Part 1)
The battle ends. Reyna crouches halfway up the spiral staircase leading to the dormitory rooms while Rubina sits just above her, shaking her
Dee Cardenas
Jan 179 min read


01/16/2026: The Battle is Over (Part 2)
The Crown sneers. “Well, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. There would be no more trouble if you just kept us some of us magical
Dee Cardenas
Jan 179 min read


12/12/2025: Victory
Victory still seems very distant. Even as Vex flings open the door to flee, it’s apparent the polymorphing waves remain in effect. The spell
Dee Cardenas
Dec 11, 20253 min read
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