Camp #4 Quotes

"I have a beard. I got it from my parents." ~ Sir Corres III

"Have you heard of the Caltrop Gods?"

~ Arnold the Wise

Raulic doesn’t know how to tell her that her teeth are backwards.

“Darn it. The jacked old man.” ~KrisD

“I’m going to put your fingers on backwards like I did that woman’s teeth.” ~Raulic

“All you need is friendship, and then maybe your monastery won’t get burned down." ~ Tommy

We have one senile, jacked old man,” ~the entire party, multiple times

“Why do I keep killing my family?!” ~Sir Corres III

Book = Smart

~ Arnold the Wise

There is only ONE senile, jacked old man!” ~The Princess of Cozy Toasty

“We’re praying for it to happen, but they’re not corpses yet.” ~Sir Corres III

“That’s not normal!” ~Raulic

We have a six pack of Dr Pepper. It’s all ok. ~Tommy

“The ogres keep growing exponentially!” ~Sir Corres III

“Remember, however bad your gift is, mine is going to be worse!” ~Siegfried & Roy

“I cast Bomb of Peace.” ~Raulic

“Please rizz up the jacked old man!” ~KrisD

Eric: (from Tribe Comics front counter) “...but you’ll all go down as heroes of the realm!”

Player: (hopefully) “Can we get Bardic Inspiration from Eric?”

“It’s Tommy Time!” ~Tommy

“Mister, that’s the spell!”

~Arnold the Wise

“He’s not charmed. He’s dancing.” ~Siegfried & Roy

“The jacked old man does a jig.”

~Raulic

"It’s my turn first, buster! I’m gonna go ‘wa-pow’" ~Tommy

We take the Necklace of Fireballs

and turn it into

two Friendship Bracelets of Fireballs.”

~Princess of Cozy Toasty

“We have Victory Pickles” ~Tommy