Camp #1 Quotes
(Jeremiah clearly holding a lemon)
Theodus: “Bro can’t peel an orange.”
Jeremiah: “This is an apple.”
Glumbo: “They're married! I officialized it!”
Brambledorf: *asking hostile mushroom children* "Is your dad up for adoption?"
Theodus: “What do I percept?”
*later and intentionally: *
"What do I insight?"
and
"What do I decept?"
Bob: “I’m gonna dap them up so they know I’m chill!”
*Proceeds to walk towards a horde of hostile looking mushroom children*
Ben: *in response to Jeff casting Haste on Silver*
"I've done the calculations. Your mule has set a land speed world record."
Brambledorf: *in response to the mushroom children* "Who’s your daddy?"
Gary: *in response to Brambledorf:* "You!"
Ben: *in response to Tall Glumbo getting dogpiled the mushroom children*
"Get baby bashed!"
Onyx: "Banishment only lasts for one minute!"
Brambledorf: "I thought it was forever! That's why I was going to kill you!"
Bob: "Can my rat rizz the child up?"
Ben: *preparing to take a turn*
"So, do I start this when they chuck the pee and light it up?"
Tall Glumbo: "Can I convert Bob's rat to my religion?"
Theodus: *proudly* "I critfailed so I play the worst, lowest quality version of the Jurassic Park theme imaginable on the flute!"
Ben: "If you make another move, the plastic teeth will touch you!"
Everyone, several times a day:
"HUZZAH!"