Camp #4 Quotes

“Where was the last place you remember?” ~GM Dee

“The playground.” ~Sorry

“My proudest moment in D&D was when I scammed a lady.” ~Newt

“I’m middle aged for a mass murderer.” ~Albrecht

“That baby had evil intentions!” ~Tall Glumbo

“Well, first I had to kill the baby…” ~Boot

“I’m fine. I’ll sustain myself…I’ll eat my arms if I have to.” ~Baby Tall Glumbo

“Oh hell yes there was ill intent!” ~GM Dee

(Reluctantly about the enemy, Tylenol) “I won’t kill Tylenol because I respect your ownership.” ~Tall Glumbo

“It’s like the tarrasque of the Astral Plane.”

“What’s a tarrasque?” ~Pepto Bismol

“He gets nothing because he’s dead.” ~GM Dee

“Please don’t attack me, mister!”

“I’m a MISSUS!” ~Sorry

“Is it normal to have massive eye following us?” ~Sorry

“It is like the Michelin Man but more gross.” ~Nox

“Says the man with a kazoo that summons devils!” ~GM Dee

“Well, we’ve just used Toothpaste and the Kazoo of Mephistopheles to repair the ship and escape the astral dreadnought.” ~Albrecht

(On being swallowed by Beazlebuffo, a giant frog god) “I just realized how stupid what I’m doing is!” ~Tall Glumbo

“It’s not TRYING to kill you! It IS killing you!” ~Nox

“I taste horrible!” ~Tall Glumbo

“This is a G-rated toad!” ~GM Dee

“I’m gonna get Mephistopheles on you all!” ~Butcher

“Does anyone have stupidly high intelligence?” ~Pepto Bismol

“It deals 1d8 narcissistic damage. “ ~Newt

“I’m gonna teach you how to rig your gambling so you always win.” ~Albrecht

“Even against myself?” ~Lonely Manager of the Astral Dry Dock

“Exactly!” ~Albrecht

“Keep your liver and go!” ~Lonely Manager of the Astral Dry Dock

“This man has been suspiciously asking for breakfast.” ~Tall Glumbo

“Reni, it’s your turn to shine!” ~GM Dee

“Again!?” (Reni rolls a Natural 20)

“These pizza slices are not aerodynamic!” ~Zadok

“So, you're a pacifist that sometimes kills things?” ~GM Dee

“Can I punch him with my words?” ~Tall Glumbo

“No one mentioned the Astral Grandma.” ~Reni