Camp #2 Quotes
Bob: “I go to the animal shop and I buy a giant badger.”
*knock, knock*
Corporal Aaaaargh: “Who’s there?”
*massive trident pierces the hull of the ship*
Crockes: “I pick up the drinks and go to the bathroom.”
Aaaaargh: “Police brutality paid off in the end.”
Crockes: *indignant* “But I have an umbrella!”
Bob *gesturing to the giant badger* “He’s buoyant.”
Corporal Aaaaargh: *Drowning* “Can I learn how to swim?”
Dumpling: “You learn from the past.”
Corporal Aaaaargh: *still drowning* “When I learn how to swim I’ll fix this!”
GM: “As Sergeant Bennes climbs up the cliff, a giant badger floats by.”
Og: *pointing at his familiar, a pumpkin with legs*
“Lulu goes everywhere with me.”
BBEG (Big Bad Evil Guy): “What gods do you pray to?”
Turtle Master: “Uh— wet cheese puffs?
Ebon: “But what about your wife and kids?”
Sergeant Bennes: “Who?”
Og: *pointing at his familiar, a pumpkin with legs*
“Lulu goes everywhere with me.”
Three: *insistantly* “It’s my turn to do the wrong thing!”
Dumpling: “Two Lulus are are better than one!”
Corporal Aaaaargh: “Is it bad that my dog is smarter than me?”
Og: “Your DOG is smarter than YOU?!”
Turtle Master: *rolling for a Persuasion check*
“Can’t we all just stop fighting?”
BBEG Aspect of Cthulhu: *crit-fails on its Wisdom Save* “Uh, ok.”
Co-BBEG Vampire: *also crit-fails on its Wisdom Save* “Sure, why not?”