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09/25/2026: O Makers of Plans
The duergar shrine is dim and smells of cold candle wax and old stone. Youngaxor's handiwork still stands at its center: a dwarven statue with its face crudely recarved into his father's, and at its feet, a prayer for a sign. The Hexmates intend to give him one. They have several ideas about how, and most of them are bad. The worst involves someone dressing up as Oldgaxor and visiting him in person, like Hamlet's father. This is voted down, loudly. "He knew his dad for like
Dee Cardenas
Sep 279 min read


09/18/2026: Statue of Limitations
The lost city of the duergar sits inside an active volcano, a real estate decision that explains most of the neighborhood's problems. The Crown complains loudly about the heat as the party descends. "It is SO HOT! And when was the last time you washed your hair?! It's disgusting!"
Dee Cardenas
Sep 194 min read


09/11/2026: Everyone’s Favorite Crown
The party descends beneath Mt. Strix, chasing another piece in the ritual Alister and Titania need to separate. What they find first in the duergar ruin isn't a monster. It's a coffin.
Twin bridges span lake of lava, depositing the party at the foot of several short, steep flights of stairs that rise into the dark. A balcony juts from above, and atop it is a stone sarcophagus. There, sits a tomb presiding above the grand staircase, elegantly carved and coated in a thick, ash
Dee Cardenas
Sep 126 min read


09/05/2026: Sweat Equity
The cliffside radiates heat through Diro’s shoes and he realizes his proximity to the salamander is causing his skin to become pink and scalded. The air between himself and the creature is shimmering with heat haze, just like the air over river of lava, far below. Realizing he is burning, Diro retreats downward, followed by his stand.
The salamander watches him with patient contempt and only half-heartedly slashes at Diro and his stand, missing them widely. It slithers int
Dee Cardenas
Sep 54 min read


08/14/2026: I Must Have Misseen You (PG-13)
Rampart lies on the common-room couch with an ice pack pressed above one tusk, the bruise beneath it already gone deep purple-black. Someone has draped a blanket over him that doesn't quite reach his feet.
Alternate KFC finds him there. "Looks like somebody had an adventure," she says, and her tone tries for light and lands somewhere else entirely.
"I didn't want to bother you, hon," Rampart says. "I tried sparring with Diro instead. It didn't work out." A beat. "It was two
Dee Cardenas
Aug 1418 min read


08/07/2026: The House Always Wins (Except When It Doesn't) PG-13
The party is at the casino, where alternate KFC's and Rampart's wedding has apparently obligated the entire hex to serve as witnesses. Debbie sees the whole thing as a money-making opportunity.
"But the House always wins!" alternate KFC points out.
"Except when it doesn't," counters Debbie, and unspools her idea to the class valedictorian. Alternate KFC nods and settles into the chair beside her, hoping to play enough hands to guarantee a big win.
The card-counting fails s
Dee Cardenas
Aug 76 min read


07/24/2026: Surprises
Aurora waits by the door while KFC hands off Otto, and Dr MacDonald is effusive about it. "Well done," he says, studying the dog and then studying KFC a beat too long, like he's checking the math on something.
Uncomfortably, KFC fills the silence. "He's still pretty smelly. I tried to wash him, but I didn't have any soap…" She spreads her wing to gesture at Otto.
Beaming, MacDonald tells her, "I've heard things about you, and none of that's true. You're perfectly lovely
Dee Cardenas
Jul 2410 min read


06/26/2026: Owed Answers
"Titania, do you have any answers? Where exactly have you been? You've been gone for days. I do think I'm owed answers." The Votress stands in the doorway of the Hex, glaring at a gawping Titania. They regard one another for a moment. Then the Votress's attention finds Squid.
"Ayan, come say hello to your other mother!" She gestures the child toward her.
Squid, wide-eyed, shakes their head.
"Ayan! Come here and say hello!"
As Squid stands, eyes brimming, a small chi
Dee Cardenas
Jun 2711 min read


06/12/2026: Orestes the Horned Devil
The dungeon beneath Witherbloom Tower smells of damp stone and, now, brimstone. Orestes the horned devil has left his post — the room where he keeps this timeline's Hexmates — and is standing in the corridor. He was drawn there by the sound of Alistir murmuring to a shambling mound. This is his second student interloper of the evening, and somewhere behind a door that is almost certainly not thick enough, two nearly identical sets of Hexmates are listening to him fume.
Dee Cardenas
Jun 127 min read


05/15/2026: The Shambling Mound
In a vault-ceilinged room, the shambling mound shuffles toward the Hexmates beneath Witherbloom Tower, smelling of wet soil and rot. Massive, its vines and branches are held together with some sort of mucus, and they appear just at the edge of decay, suspended by magic rather than nature. Fungi grow in clusters along the upper ridge of what might be called its head and shoulders, some of them faintly luminescent, throwing pale light across the room in uneven patches. Gaping m
Dee Cardenas
May 154 min read


05/01/2026: Secrets Shared
The party finds themselves, displaced and uncomfortable, in this alternate timeline — a version of Strixhaven where things are subtly, somet
Dee Cardenas
May 19 min read


04/17/2026: Group Projects
The librarian — cheerful, oblivious, and armed with an enormous key — locks the doors to the restricted section of the Biblioplex without a
Dee Cardenas
Apr 189 min read
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